ODUS HANXCHAMP
Real Name: Odus Hanxchamp
Identity/Class: Extraterrestrial (unidentified race) - see comments
Occupation: Junior Associate Under Supervisor in the 4006th-floor mail room, Timely, Incorporated;
former Senior Vice Executive President (Special Projects) of Timely, Incorporated
Group Membership: Timely, Incorporated;
formerly Timely, Incorporated executive board (notably Senior Vice Development Executive Arnok Gruntgrill, Sledly Rarnak (in charge of corporate pamphlets), Chief Finance Officer of Special Projects Pama Harnon (an alias for Una Ren), Homus Staplebunt, head of legal Blint Wivvers, head of Corporate Security (Special Projects) Xorb
Xorbux, head of the Executive Executization Department Alandra Meramati (an alias of Zania Orbal)),
Affiliations: None, beyond Mrs. Mantlestreek and his business
associates who worked with or under him (and, even less after his
demotion); there is not any real evidence that anyone liked him,
besides himself, of course...;
formerly Roamer; a number of Recorders under Timely's control, notably Recorder #127
Enemies: Badoon (notably Commander Droook), Gamora, Groot, Imperial Guard (Arach, Crusher, Dragoon, Ebon, Warstar 34), Kree (notably Captain Yon-Dar, Sharnor the Accuser), Kree
Sentry#212, Nova Corps (notably Centurions Lolet Clawdi, Grekan
Yaer and Corpsmen Starkross and Valis), Recorders (notably 127, 336, & 489), Rigellians (for his manipulation of their Recorders), Roamer, Rocket (Raccoon), Sharnon the Accuser, Shi'ar Metal wing warriors, Una-Ren, Universal Church of Truth
(notably Cardinal Navorth, Zania Orbal, and various Black Knights,
Cardinals and Crusaders);
Known Relatives: None
Aliases: None
Base of Operations: 4006th-floor mail room, Timely, Incorporated. corporate headquarters on the principal continental landmass of Alpha Centauri (see comments);
formerly his opulent and styilized inner office on the 8001st floor the Timely Inc. corporate headquarters on the principal continental landmass of Alpha Centauri
First Appearance: Guardians of the Galaxy: Rocket Raccoon & Groot -- Steal the Galaxy (2017)
Powers/Abilities:
Odus Hanxchamp was not clearly humanoid, and he was described as having
tentacles; however, description of the rest of his conformation is
lacking.
Odus Hanxchamp had some experience as an executive, running board room meetings and giving out orders, as well as negotiating with other parties.
His executive boardroom could show
various images from throughout the universe, and it had a clandestine
field that could be activated to prevent outside parties from listening
in or otherwise spying on what was going on within.
He was good at smoking expensive
cigars, putting things on expense accounts, shouting at people,
"solutionizing," initiating preposterously expensive corporate
projects, having ambitions way above his abilities, and talking the
talk to well and so confidently that everyone, including the board of
Senior Senior High Executives, believed without a doubt that he was the
right being for the job.
However, he did not appear to be
particularly intelligent, nor did he demonstrate any special talents
beyond those listed above. Patience was not among his strengths.
He fairly consistently spoke in
redundant fashion, either reiterating an obvious point (unless he
failed to understand it) and/or adding extra syllables to words
unnecessarily, such as "solutionoid," "solutionize," "needage," "redactify," etc.
History:
(Guardians
of the Galaxy: Rocket Raccoon & Groot -- Steal the Galaxy Chapter Six: Meanwhile (fb) - BTS / Guardians
of the Galaxy: Rocket Raccoon & Groot -- Steal the Galaxy Chapter Thirty-Nine: Project 616 (fb) - BTS / Guardians
of the Galaxy: Rocket Raccoon & Groot -- Steal the Galaxy Chapter Forty-One: Truth or Dare)
- Timely, Incorporated, a
corporation based on Alpha Centauri, conceived Project-616, in which
they would gather all information on the universe, specifically the
universe of the Reality-616: This datamap of all creation would allow
them to understand the fundamental nature of everything and comprehend
the known galaxy (see comments) down to a pico-molecular level, granting them virtual omnipotence and the ability to manipulate reality.
However, those involved were told that the Project would just enable them to precision-market and audience-tailor their billions of products like never before. They would know and understand everything, and they would dominate the galaxy and secure their position for eternity as an entity more powerful than any species.
(Guardians of the Galaxy: Rocket Raccoon & Groot -- Steal the Galaxy Chapter Six: Meanwhile (fb) - BTS) - Initial speculations to gather the needed information was three millennia.
(Guardians of the Galaxy: Rocket Raccoon & Groot -- Steal the Galaxy Chapter Thirty-Nine: Project 616 (fb) - BTS) - After decades of work and little progress...
(Guardians of the Galaxy: Rocket Raccoon & Groot -- Steal the Galaxy Chapter Six: Meanwhile (fb) - BTS) - Timely, Inc. agents subsequently conceived the Rigellian solution, gathering Rigellian Recorders and using the vast amount of data they had collected to expedite the data gathering, which resulted in a new speculation of six years being needed.
(Guardians
of the Galaxy: Rocket Raccoon & Groot -- Steal the Galaxy Chapter Thirty-Nine: Project 616 (fb) - BTS)
- Agents associated with Project 616 abducted as many Recorders as they
could find, copied their memories, and then sent them out again,
reprogrammed.
(Guardians
of the Galaxy: Rocket Raccoon & Groot -- Steal the Galaxy Chapter
Six: Meanwhile (fb) - BTS) - At some point, Odus Hanxcamp became Senior Vice Executive President (Special Projects).
(Guardians of the Galaxy: Rocket Raccoon & Groot -- Steal the Galaxy Chapter Six: Meanwhile (fb) - BTS) - Rigellian Recorder unit 127 observed the totality of the datacore of Project-616, which caused a data overload, making him unable to remember the project or what he had learned from the project.
(Guardians of the Galaxy: Rocket Raccoon & Groot -- Steal the Galaxy Chapter Six: Meanwhile (fb) - BTS) - Recorder 127 escaped Alpha Centauri and fled.
(Guardians of the Galaxy: Rocket Raccoon & Groot -- Steal the Galaxy Chapter Six: Meanwhile) - Three hours into a boardroom meeting with Timely's executives, Hanxchamp decided that the kilometer square window/viewscreens showing the Kree planet Hala's Gon-Ket Glacier was making him chilly; aroun the immense table, the one hundred-plus executive officers, department heads, vice presidents, and senior vice department officers nodded and made a show of shivering to appear to be in agreement with Hanxchamp. In response, Hanxchamp's personal assistant, Mrs. Mantlestreak changed the view to that of the Temporal Mausoleums of Calofxus in the deserts of the fifth moon of Spartax, washed by the baleful red light of an ancient sun.
Pleased with this, Hanxchamp moved
onto item 162, product development update, at which point Kaliklak-born
Senior Vice Developer Executive Arnok Gruntgrill discussed the
thermally awkward problem with beverages making their container too
hot, a problem his department had "solutionized" with the Manual
Easification Curve, which they could implement for only 210 trillion
<unspecified monetary units>. Hanxchamp loved the idea -- "I want to marry it and have offspring with it"
-- and the other board members all echoed his sentiments. Homus
Staplebunt was concerned about use for left-handed individuals and
disliked the idea of having to rotate the beverage container 180
degrees and suggested a second handle, but as that would double the
costs, Hanxchamp axed that suggestion.
Hanxchamp then cleared the room to
only Senior Special Projects members and had the clandestine fields --
a cone of silence generated by a miniature black hole in the building's
basement -- and they reviewed Project-616. Allandra Meramati --
secretly the Sirusite Zania Orbal of the Universal Church of Truth
posing as a Shi'ar noblewoman and who headed up the Executive
Executization Department -- explained that the datamap was stuck at 87%
of all existential truth. Hanxchamp instructed her to avoid discussing
"truth," as it made her sound like "one of those happy-clappy,
killy-silly freaks" from the Universal Church of Truth. She further
explained that they needed at
least 96% to implement the program, which would require that
they recover the escaped Recorder#127 or at least to destroy him,
so that no others could gain the totality of their project from him.
To
clandestinely recover Recorder#127, the Z'Nox Xorb Xorbux, head
of Corporate Security (Special Projects) advised they enlist Roamer, a
retired
Galadorian Spaceknight. To aid him in is mission, they supplied him
with an experimental Interpolation Inserter, which would insert him at
the right
place in time and space to effect the greatest dramatic consequences.
Appreciating the dire need to complete Project 616 as swiftly as
possible, Hanxchamp approved using Roamer...after which he began to
feel hot from the viewscreens.
(Guardians
of the Galaxy: Rocket Raccoon & Groot -- Steal the Galaxy Chapter Sixteen: Meanwhile (20 minutes earlier on Alpha Centauri)
- BTS) - Hanxxhamp
was in a Senior Special Projects meeting, with the windows showing
rainbow streams of annihilated planetary material circling the event
horizon of the Procyon black hole in majestic candy-cane spirals.
Roamer materialized in his outer office, demanding to
see Hanxchamp and ignoring Mrs. Mantlestreek's insistence that he was
in a meeting. After Xorb Xorbux calmed the security guards, Mrs.
Mantlestreek called Hanxchamp.
(Guardians
of the Galaxy: Rocket Raccoon & Groot -- Steal the Galaxy Chapter Sixteen)
- Hanxchamp approved Roamer's entry, greeted him, and then had Mrs.
Mantlestreek activate the clandestine fields. He asked if Roamer was
going to make his diurnal period and then -- while rapping on his head
with a curled tentacle -- clarified that he was asking if Roamer had
located Recorder 127. Roamer reported that there had been altercations
but allayed Hanxchamp's initial concerns about liability, assuring him
that there was nothing that could be traced back to Timely.
Roamer then informed Hanxchamp
that the Badoon and Nova
Corps were also seeking Recorder 127, and the executive board correctly
suspected that they had a corporate spy within the Senior Special
Projects group. Xorbux assured Hanxchamp that if there was a spy, he
would identify him or her.
Roamer also identified the
involved Rocket and Groot, about whom, Hanxchamp neither knew nor
cared. Roamer further expressed concerns about the Interpolation
Inserter delivering him at times of peak conflict.
When the frustrated Roamer discussed his planned violent resolution, Hanxchamp sought other options, but after "Mermati" confirmed that the datamap was stuck at 87%, he sent Roamer on his way, ordered Xorbux to find the spy, grumpily adjourned the meeting, and sat down in his chair with his tentacles folded.
(Guardians of the Galaxy: Rocket Raccoon & Groot -- Steal the Galaxy Chapter Thirty-Three: Just Another Day on Alpha Centauri - BTS) - Via Rynebian tech-cloaker/Slig disguiser device, causing those who observed them to see what they expected to see, the Recorder's allies -- Rocket, Groot and Gamora -- brought him into the headquarters of Timely, Inc.Comments: Created by Dan Abnett.
In the Acknowledgments section, Dan thanked Stuart Moore, Jeff
Youngquist, Axel Alonso, Dan Buckley, Sarah Brunstad, and James Gunn
for their support in this project.
He also noted "fist-bumps to <the Appendix's own> Ronald Byrd for continuity-fu."
The follow-up information from the
final, Tails to Astonish, chapter for Hanxchamp seems likely to have
occurred very soon after the conclusion of the story, so I think it is
likely that is Hanxchamp, not just a potential future.
People question whether novels should be in-continuity. There is a
mindset that they should arbitrarily and automatically excluded. I
don't get that at all. If the stories fit seamlessly in-continuity and
they add to the
rich texture of the "Marvel Universe," why exclude them? In any case,
characters in such
stories as novels, games, etc. that don't contradict -616 continuity
are considered "fringe characters." They fit into existing continuity,
but are not definitively part of it until they are confirmed to be so
in a story, handbook, etc.
There is one significant continuity glitch, but it
has been referenced in other stories confirmed to take place in
Reality-616 (see Donald's discussion below)
They
sure fit in better than a lot of stuff by certain writers...you know
who you are...and we know who you are...
Not only that, but the story specifically references the universe in
which they dwelled to be Reality-616...however, the Marvel Cinematic
Universe movies refer to their mainstream reality as -616 also...
Counterpoint by Donald Campbell:
As much as I liked this novel, there were some elements that bothered me.
Alpha Centauri
Alpha Centauri is described as a "cosmic hubworld (that governs) almost thirty systems and trillions of lives." This definitely does NOT sound the like 616 Alpha Centauri system where the Centaurians are usually depicted as only having a "bow-and-arrow" level technology, the Alpha Centaurians (assuming they are not nearly extinct) are focused on desperately trying to keep their homeworld habitable, and the Centurii from Centuri-Six (which may or may not actually be part of the Alpha Centauri system) were all kidnapped by slavers. And yes, I hold this opinion despite the fact that, in Annihilators#1/2, Abnett and Lanning established that Rocket Raccoon had worked for six months as a mail clerk at the Alpha Centauri offices of the Customer Services Division of Timely Inc. Also, while the Timely offices were aboard an orbiting ship in that comic, in this novel they are on the planet Alpha Centauri...which is also wrong/inconsistent with the Marvel Comics universe.
Nova
Corps.
As you
know, all the members of the Nova Corps, except for Richard Rider, were killed
by the Annihilation Wave in Annihilation: Prologue#1 and, during the second
Guardians of the Galaxy series, during which the events of the novel seem to
take place, the Nova Corps had not yet been reestablished. In fact, it could be
argued that the Nova Corps has never regained the status that it had before
being almost totally wiped out. In any event, the novel's portrayal of the Nova
Corps as a powerful interstellar organization with many veteran members is
massively inconsistent with the known state of the 616 Nova Corps at that time.
Plus, even if the Nova Corps had somehow managed to reconstitute itself in time
for the events of the novel, the fact that something as incredibly important as
its RECENT NEAR-TOTAL DESTRUCTION wasn't mentioned or referenced in any way is
a huge red flag with regards to its canonicity. At least, that's my opinion,
and I think it's a reasonable one.
The
presence of the planet Xandar.
Chapters
Ten ("Xandar"), Twelve and Fourteen take place on the planet Xandar,
which is also mentioned in Chapter Forty-Six. This is problematic because the
planet Xandar had an unfortunate tendency to get destroyed. The first time was
sometime before Nova I#1, when the invader Zorr blasted it to pieces. Thanks to
secret intervention on the part of Uatu, four sections of the planet survived,
surrounded by spherical forcefields, and the surviving Xandarians connected the
spheres to form a new world.
This
four-sectioned world barely survived a Skrull invasion, only for the entire
population to later be wiped out by Nebula. Thanks to the Nova Force and their
advanced cloning technology, all the dead Xandarians were resurrected.
At some
point, the the globes that made up Xandar were transformed into a group of
spheres that were connected more loosely than before that was known as the
Xandar Cluster.
The Xandar
Cluster and (almost) all of the Nova Corps were wiped out by the same
Annihilation Wave attack in Annihilation: Prologue #1, and the planet has never
been restored. Plus, since the Xandarian race was almost completely
exterminated (again) in the attack, there hasn't been anybody around to
colonize a new planet and rename it Xandar.
So, if a
fully-functional Nova Corps and an intact planet named Xandar both exist within
the continuity of that prose novel, then it cannot actually take place within
Reality-616.
Also, the
novel mentions the Hall of Justice complex on Xandar. I may be wrong about
this, but I don't remember such a structure ever being mentioned in any of the
comics stories set on Xandar. On the other hand, it does sound like something
that might have existed on the planet Xandar seen in the Guardians of the
Galaxy movies.
In conclusion, I really enjoyed the novel but I don't think it was meant to be
canon and I don't think that it should be treated as being "in
continuity." And I would REALLY like some writer to finally get around to
explaining the current status quo in the 616 Alpha Centauri star system. I
mean, what level of technology do the Centaurians actually possess? What do the
Centaurians actually call their race? What is their name for the planet known
to Terrans as Centauri-IV? Can Alpha Centaurians still live on Arima or was the
planet left too dehydrated after Sub-Mariner I#18? Is Centuri-Six actually
in orbit around Proxima Centauri?
Personally, due to the Alpha Centauri discontinuity, I would prefer it if
Recorder #127 were as incorrect in his statement that he existed in
"Universe 616" as some characters from Doctor Strange in the
Multiverse of Madness were when they assigned the number "616" to
the Marvel Cinematic Universe (Reality-199999). However, that's just my
opinion.
Me again:
Valid point on the Marvel Cinematic Universe, but the difference is
that the novel is not clearly a different reality or part of a
different Multiverse than the comics Reality-616 as the cosmic
hierarchy, (Uatu the Watcher, Galactus, etc.) etc., is the same. Additionally, this story goes to
great lengths to fit solidly with Reality-616's continuity, alien
races, etc.
On that note, the movies call this reality
Earth-616, but the comics call this reality Earth-199999.
Clearly, the MCU's
main reality, which they call Earth-616, is not the same as the comic
books' Earth-616, no matter what Kevin Feige or anyone else says.
The only possibilities I see is that they are:
Regardless, the Alpha Centauri discrepancies
certainly significant, but bigger issues than that happened consistently in
Bendis' and other writers' stories that are considered Reality-616.
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CLARIFICATIONS:
Odus Hanxchamp should be distinguished from:
Appearances:
Guardians of the Galaxy: Rocket Raccoon & Groot -- Steal the Galaxy prose
novel (2017) - by Dan Abnett (see comments)
First posted: 09/13/2024
Last updated: 11/108/2024
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