SP1DERST4N

Real Name: Unrevealed

Identity/Class: Unrevealed

Occupation: Empire State University student

Group Membership: Empire State University student body

Affiliations: Damage Control, Empire State University student body;
    indirectly CaptainMarvelForever, Anne Marie Hoag, sisterdaggerwasright, possibly other Chirp account holders

Enemies: U-Foes

Known Relatives: None

Aliases: None

Base of Operations: New York City, New York, USA

First Appearance: (mentioned on computer screen only) Damage Control IV#1 (October, 2022)

Powers/Abilities: SP1DERST4N is skilled at using the internet, especially in regards to complaining on social media.

    He has at least some experience at writing short stories.

Height: Unrevealed (see comments)
Weight: Unrevealed (see comments)
Eyes: Unrevealed (see comments)
Hair: Unrevealed (see comments)

History:
(Damage Control IV#1 (fb) - BTS) - The man using the online screenname of SP1DERST4N was a student at Empire State University, where he was assigned to write a short story and submit ten copies of it.

(Damage Control IV#1 - BTS) - After the criminal U-Foes destroyed the ESU printing lab, SP1DERST4N got onto the Chirp online social media platform the day before his short story assignment was due and asked Damage Control when the ESU repairs would be happening. SP1DERST4N's post was followed by posts from sisterdaggerwasright and CaptainMarvelForever, both of which were equally complaining about the time it was taking for Damage Control to repair places.

(Damage Control IV#4 - BTS) - SP1DERST4N got on Damage Control's Chirp social media page and asked why Damage Control allowed him to go to school in New York when there was a giant guinea pig walking around outside their window. SP1DERST4N followed up with a second post accusing Damage Control of laughing at the earlier post when the giant guinea pig was mangling Madison Square Park. A third post from SP1DERST4N remarked on how the guinea pig had human hair and following that post, SP1DERST4N received a direct message explaining that the guinea pig was actually a mutated Damage Control intern that got into a fight with a Trenton, New Jersey fisherman that had been mutated into a giant catfish. After the message, SP1DERST4N again got onto the Damage Control Chirp account and posted about what he learned from the message, remarking that the situation was exactly why people don't go to New Jersey.

Comments: Created by Adam F. Goldberg, Hans Rodionoff and Will Robson.

    None of the characters profiled here had images of what they actually look like. The best we had were images of their social media posts, which only provided a generic headshot distinguishing whether they identified as male or female. As those are the only images we have of these characters, I've included them here in this profile, even if they don't reflect what they actually look like. It's also possible that they are characters we've already seen before using an online screenname alias...

    Since SP1DERST4N was not actually seen, it was impossible to determine a height, weight, eye color or hair color.

Profile by Proto-Man.

CLARIFICATIONS:
SP1DERST4N should be distinguished from:

CaptainMarvelForever

CaptainMarvelForever was an account holder on the Chirp social media platform. After some sort of attack on the shop located beneath his apartment, CaptainMarvelForever got on Chirp to report the attack, which CaptainMarvelForever assumed was a zombie attack, to Damage Control.

--Damage Control IV#1 - BTS
sisterdaggerwasright

sisterdaggerwasright was an account holder on the Chirp social media platform. After Ta Lo attacked Chinatown, sisterdaggerwasright got on Chirp to complain about the unfairness of the attack and ask Damage Control to please hurry with their repairs, as sisterdaggerwasright's favorite dim sum place was still in disarray.

--Damage Control IV#1 - BTS
images: (without ads)
Damage Control IV#1, recap page (all images in this profile)

Appearances:
Damage Control IV#1 (October, 2022) - Adam F. Goldberg, Hans Rodionoff (writers), Will Robson (art), Tom Brevoort, Wil Moss (editors)
Damage Control IV#4 (January, 2023) - Adam F. Goldberg, Hans Rodionoff (writers), Nathan Stockman (art), Tom Brevoort, Wil Moss (editors)

First posted: 08/06/2024
Last updated: 08/06/2024

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