DIEGO ARDILLES
Real Name: Diego Ardilles
Identity/Class: Human (Bastronan)
Occupation: Informant
Group Membership: None
Affiliations: Formerly X-Force (Anarchist/Tike Alicar, Bloke/Mickey Tork, Doop, the Orphan/Guy Smith, Phat/Billy Bob Reilly, Saint Anna/Anna, U-Go Girl/Edie Sawyer, Vivisector/Myles Alfred)Enemies: The Batronan militia, X-Force (Anarchist/Tike Alicar, Bloke/Mickey Tork, Doop, the Orphan/Guy Smith, Phat/Billy Bob Reilly, Saint Anna/Anna, U-Go Girl/Edie Sawyer, Vivisector/Myles Alfred)
Known Relatives: None
Aliases: None
Base of Operations: Bastrona
First Appearance: X-Force I#118 (September, 2001)
Powers/Abilities: Diego Ardilles had no
superhuman powers but he was a relatively skilled informant and
manipulator.
Height: Unrevealed (approximately 5'6")
Weight: Unrevealed (approximately 140 lbs.)
Eyes: Brown
Hair: Dark brown
History:
(X-Force I#118 (fb) - BTS) -
Sleazeball informant Diego Ardilles agreed to act as a contact to the
mutant celebrity X-Force team on their upcoming mission to Bastrona to
rescue the young Paco
Perez in exchange for money. Communicating with those who arranged
X-Force's missions, Diego claimed that Bastrona was subjecting Paco to
all sorts of scary tests in an effort to determine and harness the
boy's mutant powers. Unbeknownst to X-Force, Diego secretly sold
X-Force out to the Bastronan military.
(X-Force I#118) - As X-Force were briefed on their mission by their
manager Coach, they learned that Diego would be their contact and were
told that once Diego fulfilled his purpose, his safety was not a
priority. Informed of Diego's claims of the experiments being performed
on Paco, X-Force member Vivisector questioned whether it was a good
idea to go into a hostile country on the word of a man like Diego who
sold information for a living. Once X-Force arrived in Bastrona, the
Orphan split from the rest of the team to meet up with Diego and, upon
meeting him, the sensitive Orphan immediately noticed Diego's
nervousness, trembling hands and rapid heartbeat. Diego claimed he was
not nervous and when the Orphan promised Diego would get his money
after he showed X-Force where Paco Perez was, Diego nervously claimed
he would get a map. The Orphan reminded Diego that he would lead them
to Paco in person but he soon sensed a change in air patterns and human
sweat. As the Orphan deduced that Diego Ardilles had sold X-Force out,
Diego ran outside to inform the Bastronan militia that the rest of
X-Force was not present. The militiamen nonetheless emerged from a
parade float and shot at the Orphan, confirming the Orphan's suspicions
that Diego had betrayed X-Force. Dodging the gunfire, Diego soon
noticed that the Orphan was nowhere to be seen and the confused Diego
was confronted by the Orphan, who had survived the gunfire by leaping
onto a ceiling fan. The Orphan then warned that Diego now had a reason
to be nervous but before the Orphan could act, the militiamen
surrounded the Orphan, who was rescued by the rest of X-Force. During
the ensuing battle, Diego tried to make a run for it. Rushing after
him, X-Force member Bloke noticed helicopters arriving on the scene.
Ordering Diego to get down, Bloke grabbed Diego and shielded him from
the helicopter with his own body, suffering fatal wounds in the
process.
X-Force teleporter U-Go
Girl then teleported X-Force and Diego away from the helicopters, where
Diego witnessed Bloke die from his injuries. Angered at Bloke's death,
X-Force member Phat "fatted up" and began to strangle Diego for the
treachery that had led to Bloke's death. The Orphan ordered Phat to
stand down and, despite Diego's cowardly claims that he was just like
an American capitalist selling his services to the highest bidder, the
Orphan demanded that Diego take them to Paco Perez before X-Force voted
on whether or not to kill Diego. Fearful of his life, Diego informed
U-Go Girl where to teleport X-Force in order to rescue Paco and once
they were inside the Bastronan facility housing Paco, Diego was dragged
along with X-Force as they battled the guards so Diego could not flee
again. Once Paco was located, the Orphan had Diego act as a translator
with one of the scientists so he could properly remove Paco from the
machinery he had been hooked up to. Diego did as he was told but when
the scientist was killed by a guard, Diego remarked that it appeared
the Orphan was on his own.
(X-Force I#119) - As the Orphan
struggled to determine which wires to remove from Paco Perez without
killing him, Diego begged that X-Force let him go and leave Paco to the
militiamen, exclaiming that Paco would better off. When the Orphan
questioned Diego's words, Diego claimed Paco would have a better chance
at being literate and that Bastrona had a great health care system. The
Orphan then asked why Diego was so keen to go to America if Bastrona
was so great but Diego was shot down by the militiamen mid-answer.
X-Force member Anarchist then commented that, with Diego dead, X-Force
no longer had to vote on what to do with him and suggested Diego was
right in suggesting they leave Paco behind.
Comments: Created by Peter Milligan and M.D.
"Doc" Allred.
Profile by Proto-Man.
CLARIFICATIONS:
Diego Ardilles should be distinguished from:
Appearances:
X-Force I#118 (September, 2001) - Peter Milligan (writer), M.D. "Doc"
Allred (art), Axel Alonso (editor)
X-Force I#119 (October, 2001) - Peter Milligan (writer), Zane Michael
D. Allred (art), Axel Alonso (editor)
First posted: 10/22/2004
Last updated: 11/05/2023
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