BLURZZ race

Classification: Semi-humanoid extraterrestrial race 

Location/Base of Operations: Unidentified homeworld;
    one population formerly lived on Sloggo-Prime

Known Members: None identified

Affiliations: Extremely loose association with Magistrati, Recorder Z9, and She-Hulk (Jen Walters)

Enemies: Sloggs race

First Appearance: She-Hulk I#7 (November, 2004)

Powers/Abilities: The Blurzz exist in a hyper-accelerated temporal state, experiencing entire generations of existence in seconds. They have access to interstellar starships and nuclear weapons.

Traits: The Blurzz are impatient with other beings who do not share their hyper-accelerated time flow.

Type:  Bilaterally symmetric avian bipeds
Eyes: Two (on head; apparently red sclera and irises seen)
Fingers: Three (including opposing thumb) - some images make it look like there are only two nearly equally sized fingers
Toes: Apparently two
Skin color: Unrevealed (brown, orange, yellow, and green feathers seen; laterally possibly a result of radiation mutation
Average height: Approximately 5 '10" (there is little frame of reference)

History:
(She-Hulk I#7 (fb) - BTS) - "Recently" (in normal time flow and in relative to the main story), a Blurzz transport crashed in a valley on Sloggo-Prime. Many generations passed for the Blurzz; by the time the chronally-challenged Sloggs offered to return the Blurzz to their homeworld, the Blurzz had come to consider the valley their holy land and refused to depart.

(She-Hulk I#7) - A trio (or perhaps more) of Blurzz appeared along with (but in opposition to) a trio (or perhaps more) of Sloggs in the Star Chamber's Cosmic Claims Court, normally run by the Magistrati (for the Living Tribunal), but at the moment presided over by Jen Walters (aka She-Hulk); the Sloggs were presumably trying to have the Blurzz made to leave.

(She-Hulk I#7 - BTS) - While Rollo, prince of Sloggs, began to introduce himself, the Blurzz continued to have entire generations pass for them.

(She-Hulk I#7) - As Rollo ponderously continued his list of ancestors, a descendent of Blurzz present at the start of the hearing insisted the idea of departing was intolerable as they had by now lived in the valley for 83 generations and continued it their holy land.

(She-Hulk I#7) - As Rollo reached his great-grandfather and great-great-grandfather, one of the now present Blurzz exclaimed that his great-great grandfather was right...these talks had gone of for centuries by his measure. Furious, the Blurzz announced they were going to war.

(She-Hulk I#7 - BTS) - The Blurzz warred, which led to massive death and destruction and left their valley a burned out crater.

(She-Hulk I#7) - As Rollo completed introducing himself, armor- and visor-wearing Blurzz, announced how they had lost everything in the wars.

(She-Hulk I#7) - As Rollo bade She-Hulk greetings, the Blurzz bade the Sloggs farewell, planning to leave them for a better world...a place of peace and understanding.

Comments: Created by Dan Slott, Juan Bobillo, and Marcelo Sosa.

    While the idea was cool and fun (it lasted only 6 panels), I have trouble resolving how the Blurzz went to war with the Sloggs...if the Sloggs were so slow to react, how could they have even fought back? Maybe the Blurzz weapons would have been neutralized by time moving slowly around the Sloggs, but the Sloggs would also not reacted in any fashion the Blurzz could appreciate.

Profile by Snood.

 

 

 

CLARIFICATIONS:
The Blurzz have no known connections to

images: (without ads)
She-Hulk I#7, pg. 16 (not including recap page), panel 2 (full body);
            panel 4 (profile; 83rd generation);
            panel 5 (declaring war);
            panel 6 (war ravaged)

Appearances:
She-Hulk I#7 (November, 2004) - Dan Slott (writer), Juan Bobillo (penciler), Marcelo Sosa (inker), Molly Lazer, Andy Schmidt, & Nicole Wiley (assistant editors), Tom Brevoort (editor)


 

Last updated: 01/01/15

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