BEARBOARGUY
Real Name: Unrevealed
Identity/Class: Human mutate (see comments)
Occupation: Super-villain
Group Membership: Hateful Hexad (Gibbon/Martin Blank, Ox/Raymond Bloch, Squid/Don Callahan, Swarm/Fritz von Meyer, White Rabbit/Lorina Dodson)
Affiliations: None
Enemies: Deadpool ("Wade Wilson"), Itsy Bitsy, Spider-Man (Peter Parker)
Known Relatives: None
Aliases: None
Base of Operations: New York City, New York
First Appearance: Spider-Man/Deadpool#9 (November, 2016)
Powers/Abilities: Bearboarguy had the proportional strength of a human-sized bear, boar and guy. His mouth was filled with boar tusks and bear fangs. He possessed dangerous bear claws, powerful pig's feet and the natural demeanor of dimwitted guy. He also had a cute, little pig's tail and a business degree.
Height: 6'8" (by approximation)
Weight: 360 lbs. (by approximation)
Eyes: Grey
Hair: Brown
History:
(Spider-Man/Deadpool#9 (fb) - BTS) - At some point Bearboarguy got a business degree.
(Spider-Man/Deadpool#9 (fb) ) - Bearboarguy met with other animal-themed villains at a closed bar to discuss their future as a team and decided on a name for their group. Bearboarguy was sure they could change and become successful criminals.
(Spider-Man/Deadpool#9) - Three days later the Hateful Hexad attacked Wall Street, but were thwarted by Spider-Man and Deadpool. Bearboarguy and Ox ran into each other and were then webbed together by Spider-Man. They freed themselves from the web and went after the heroes again. Bearboarguy pointed out that he was not stupid like Ox and actually had a business degree, which couldn't stop Deadpool from shooting Bearboarguy in the butt and later kicking him in the head. Bearboarguy went for another attack to teach Deadpool and Spider-Man to fear the Hateful Hexad when he was crushed under an air conditioning unit by the enigmatic Itsy Bitsy.
Comments: Created by Joe Kelly, Ed McGuinness and Mark Morales.
It is unknown what Bearboarguy actually is, but human mutate seems like a good guess considering he went to school! He could also just be a mutant, an Inhuman, an extraterrestrial, a member of an as-of-yet unknown hidden race, a demon, some composite being created in a lab or an action figure animated and possessed by a being from another dimension or something else completely. The only thing we know for sure is that he had a really stupid name...
...that was a spoof of South Park's Manbearpig. He was first mentioned in Season 10 Episode 6 (04/26/2006) and seemed to be nothing more than a hoax created by former presidential candidate Al Gore (I am cereal about this!). The true demonic Manbearpig finally appeared in Season 22 Episode 6 (07/11/2018) and things became super cereal.
Profile by Markus Raymond.
CLARIFICATIONS:
Bearboarguy should not be confused with:
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Spider-Man/Deadpool#9, p6, pan3 (main)
Spider-Man/Deadpool#9, p1, pan5 (head shot)
Spider-Man/Deadpool#9, p7, pan1 (backside)
Appearances:
Spider-Man/Deadpool#9 (November, 2016) - Joe Kelly (writer), Ed
McGuinness (pencils), Mark Morales (inks), Jordan D. White & Nick
Lowe (editors)
First Posted: 07/27/2020
Last updated: 07/27/2020
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