MAJOR MOTION PICTURES
WOLVERINE
Real Name: Unrevealed (probably not Hugh Jackman)
Identity/Class: Human, citizen of the United States
Occupation: Actor
Group Membership: Movie X-Men (Colossus, Cyclops,
She-Hulk/P. Isadora, Storm)
Affiliations: Sam Gladhand, P. Isadora, She-Hulk
(Jennifer Walters), Devane Waters, other unnamed cast members
Enemies: None, though he wasn't a fan of
Krang and Orka.
Known Relatives: None
Aliases: None
Base of Operations: Unrevealed,
formerly Major Motion
Pictures Studios, Los Angeles, California
First Appearance: Sensational She-Hulk I#12
(February, 1990)
Powers/Abilities: The man playing Wolverine
possessed no known superhuman abilities. Noticeably overweight and
outfitted with a low budget, makeshift version of the Wolverine costume,
he had little practice with the fragile claws that came with the suit.
Height: 5'9" (by approximation)
Weight: 200 lbs. (by approximation)
Eyes: Brown
Hair: Unrevealed
History: (Sensational She-Hulk I#12 (fb) - BTS) - Strapped for cash following
Atlantis' recent, failed attempt at conquering the surface world,
warlord Krang came upon a lucrative scheme. Inspired by an old plan of
Namor's, he started Major Motion Pictures studios and announced the
production of a movie about She-Hulk (Jennifer Walters). Krang raised a
hundred million dollars from various backers, planning to spend only
fraction on the actual film and pocket the remaining money when the
movie tanked. (Sensational She-Hulk I#12) - The man destined to play Wolverine
answered a casting cattle call at Major Motion Pictures, joining several
other actors who were already in costume as well. The visiting She-Hulk
looked in on them during the studio tour she got from publicist Sam
Gladhand. (Sensational She-Hulk I#12 - BTS) - Obviously unconcerned with proper
casting, She Hulk movie director Devane Waters hired Wolverine and
several other actors who barely resembled their real life counterparts,
including the X-Men and superheroes like Captain America, Spider-Man and
Thor. They were immediately rushed to the set where Waters was ready to
start shooting. (Sensational She-Huk I#12) - Waters directed She-Hulk star
P. Isadora along with Wolverine and the other X-Men in their fight scene
against a giant robot. She-Hulk looked on in astonishment and even tried
to point out the factual inaccuracy of the scene: she'd never even
joined the X-Men. Wolverine used his claws on the robot's metal hide,
thereby bending them out of shape. Waters stopped filming to have them
fixed. He watched from a distance as She-Hulk finally lost her temper
when she learned Pee Wee Herman had been cast to play her love interest
Wyatt Wingfoot in the movie. She lashed out at the giant robot, thinking
it was just a prop. In reality, it was Orka the Killer Whale in disguise
sent by Krang to attack and kill her to generate even more bad
publicity. In the ensuing brawl, She-Hulk and Orka tore through many
sets. (Sensational She-Hulk I#12 - BTS) - She-Hulk eventually
faced down Krang who gleefully told her all about his scam. However,
because of ironclad contracts there was no way for Jennifer Walters to
legally shut down production. Filming on She-Hulk: The Movie continued
without further interference. However, much to everyone's surprise the
expected flop turned out to be a record breaking hit, topping the box
office for at least ten straight weeks. Comments: Created by Peter David (writer), Steve
Leialoha & Trina Robbins (pencils), Jim Novak (inks) Profile by Norvo. CLARIFICATIONS: images: (without ads) Appearances:
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Following the success of the first She-Hulk movie, I'd like to
think a sequel was ordered which might have turned into a very lucrative
movie career for the actor playing Wolverine.
On the strength of this fill in issue alone, Peter David seems a far
better fit than Steve Gerber to write Sensational She-Hulk
following John Byrne's departure. It's a great, self aware story with
tons of tiny (in)jokes that still hold up. Even Krang's claims that it'd
be absurd to think even a well made superhero film would ever earn over
200 million is unintentionally hilarious after more than a decade of MCU
movies.
Major Motion Pictures Wolverine should not be confused with
Sensational She-Hulk I#12, p1, pan1 (main image)
Sensational She-Hulk I#12, p13, pan5 (closeup)
Sensational She-Hulk I#12, p21, pan4 (Krang 200 million)
Sensational She-Hulk I#12, p14, pan1 (prop claws fixed)
Sensational She-Hulk I#12 (February, 1990) - Peter
David (writer), Steve Leialoha & Trina Robbins (pencils), Jim Novak
(inks), Bobbie Chase (editor)
Last Updated: 03/20/19
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