History: (Marvels
Epilogue/2 (fb) - BTS) - Schneider-Man, the lovable mascot for Mahvel
Comics, once let a girl and her father die. As a result, he didn't get
any lines within an entire comic series.
SCHNEIDER-MAN
(of Earth-19913)
Real Name: Unrevealed
Identity/Class: Alternate reality
(Earth-19913) human mutate (presumably? - see comments)
Occupation: Mascot for Mahvel Comics
Group Membership: None
Affiliations: Shill Pheldon, Prince Nametag the Sub-Marinade, the Ridiculous Four (Fumin' Torch, Reed Iculous, the Ineffable Girl/Sue Sudio), J. Jonah Jingleheimer Schmidt, Soggie, the Why-Men (Pigeon, others)
Enemies: None
Known Relatives: None
Aliases: "Schneidy"
Base of Operations: New York City, New York, USA
First Appearance: Marvels Epilogue (September, 2019)
Powers/Abilities: Schneider-Man has superhuman
agility, allowing him to perform complex gymnastic maneuvers in
mid-air.
He also has a good enough rapport with spiders that
they pull him around through the air on their web lines.
It is unrevealed if Schneider-Man possesses other
abilities typical of a Spider-totem such as superhuman strength, the
ability to cling to solid surfaces and a danger-warning Spider-Sense.
Height: Unrevealed (approximately 5'10")
Weight: Unrevealed (approximately 167 lbs.)
Eyes: Unrevealed (see comments)
Hair: Unrevealed (see comments)
History: (Marvels
Epilogue/2 (fb) - BTS) - Schneider-Man, the lovable mascot for Mahvel
Comics, once let a girl and her father die. As a result, he didn't get
any lines within an entire comic series.
(Marvels Epilogue/2) - As photojournalist Shill
Pheldon introduced himself and spoke with various superpowered Mahvels,
Schneider-Man was complaining to a man about not having any lines
throughout an entire comic book series, remarking that people would
think he'd have done something wrong to get no lines of dialogue. The
man responded by reminding Schneider-Man of the time he let a girl die
and Schneider-Man argued back that it had only happened the one time.
The man then reminded Schneider-Man of the girl's father dying as well
and Schneider-Man reluctantly admitted that it was two times not just
once. Schneider-Man then swung off into the air as Pheldon rushed to
try to get a photo of him. Pheldon managed to get a quick photo of
Schneider-Man departing followed by a photo of the Why-Men fighting
amongst themselves before being crushed by the gigantic hero Gigant-Man.
Comments: Created by Steve Darnall, Kurt Busiek, Alex Ross and Mark Braun.
The man Schneider-Man was talking to about getting no lines was the unidentified Earth-19913 counterpart to Earth-616's Joe "Robbie" Robertson.
Schneider-Man's origin was never revealed so it's unclear whether he was a human mutate or if he acquired his superhuman powers through some other means...I went with human mutate since he IS a counterpart of Earth-616's Spider-Man, who was mutated.
Schneider-Man was never seen outside of his costume
so his eye and hair color were impossible to determine. It seems likely
that he would have hazel eyes and brown hair, much like his Earth-616
counterpart, however.
Profile by Proto-Man.
CLARIFICATIONS:
Earth-19913's Schneider-Man should be
distinguished from:
| --Marvels Epilogue/2 |
Appearances:
Marvels Epilogue (September, 2019) - "Mahvels" story - Steve Darnall,
Kurt Busiek, Alex Ross (writers), Mark Braun (art), Tom Brevoort
(editor)
First posted: 05/29/2022
Last updated: 05/29/2022
Any Additions/Corrections? please let me know.
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